Christina Aguilera Busts Her Massive Cleavage

Christina Aguilera wants us to think she's sexy. Sadly, she's the farthest thing from it. Sure she's got big boobs, and skinny legs, but she's also got a ton of make-up plastered on, and hair so bleached and brittle a calm wind could snap it. Oh, and those boobs are fake (in case you didn't already know that). And yet, there is still this fascination with crazily curvaceous form. But I think it's kind of like a car crash. Even though you don't want to, you just have to look.

Anyway, here's Christina Aguilera on her way to promote her latest whore perfume. I wonder if wearing it does the same thing that those Joker cosmetics did in the first Batman movie. She sure does look like Jack Nicholson did...