80s one page dungeon

KEY

Entering a room: roll on room table, and so on:

1. Empty
2. Low on battery Robo-Robo-Rat
3. Self-aware Hercules monitor
4. Waste pool; static leakage from MTV
5. A sad 404-page
6. Horny laser-beams
7. Fear-droids
8. Low-res versions of the players
9. Pocket calculator that talks through its LCD-display
10. Programmable Ray-Guns (bullets are sub-routines)